I like it when people when wink at me. I don't know why..maybe it's because i can't do it without scrunching my face.
Why is coffee cake called coffee cake if there is no coffee in it? And why is it so dang tasty?
Are some people's feet just better suited to high heels than others? My feet cry when i wear them.
When is that pill that makes me beautiful, thin and young coming out?
Is it sad that I have my wedding planned out in my head and i'm not even engaged yet?