Prego

No, i'm not but my mother seems to think i am at all times. For example:

Mom: Charity I don't think you should be lifting that wheelchair.

Me: Why? i'm young and strong.

Mom: You could hurt the baby.

Me: What baby?

Mom: You could be pregnant.

Me: Mom, i'm not pregnant.

Mom: How do you know?

Me: I just had my girl time and Joe and I have only done it once since then!

I love her. lol.