Thursday, May 26, 2011

Thor, Thor, Thor

So this is coming a bit late but I wanted to write this anyway. Ps: there are spoilers so stop reading now if you don't want to know.

Went and saw Thor the latest super hero movie.

Thor comes from another to earth after he's kicked out by his Dad. Meets a scientist ( a little hottie) Natalie Portman. She falls for him because well..he's super pretty. She teaches him some human manners and he teaches her other world science.

The climax comes when Thor's brother Loki (the God of mischief, which I learned from the Mask) tries to take over their home planet. Thor having learned his lesson on earth goes back to his home planet and fights Loki. He leaves the chick behind for the time being to be king.

This movie was super fun, the characters are likable and a well written story line. It's pg enough for 8 and older but funny enough for adults. Dudes will like action and superhero stuff..and girls will dig the romance and the incredibly easy on the eyes Thor.

I give it two thumbs up plus a toe for good measure.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Ugh...I need a diet.

So, i've been looking at wedding, bachy. bridal shower photos tonight as I wait for Joe for dinner.
I noticed two things. One, I looked much thinner. Two, I need to get spray tanned all the time.

For my bachy I got spray tanned before our Vegas trip. I looked great!!! Seriously, what is it about a tan that makes a chick look...ka pow?

Clearly the only thing for me to do is take up naked running.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The incident

An incident is what happens when two people are a little careless in the bedroom.

An incident leads to hope and fear and the what if's.

The girl time is what tells you the incident means nothing.

It's also what makes you cry a little bit.

The girl time also makes you think, hey stupid..you have your friends wedding, a bachy cruise and an anniversary cruise coming up.

An incident is what makes you 100% sure you want a baby.