At the fancy restauraunt for Joe’s 29th birthday:
Me: Mmm I love this whipped cream
Him: This suffle thing is good
Me: No, seriously I love this whipped cream
Me: (Taking 3 more bites of just whipped cream)
Him: Wow, you’re really going to town on that whipped cream
Me: Seriously, this stuff is awesome. It’s got the flavor of redi whip by the consistency of cool whip.
Him: You have some sophisticated taste.