Bathroom etiquette for the ladies

There are some chicks in my office that apparently don’t have any toilet manners. So here are a few simple easy to follow rules

1.       If you drop a deuce make sure all of it goes down when you flush. I walked in yesterday and it looked like someone dropped trou, did their business and left. No flush.

2.       If you pee on the seat wipe it up!

 

3.       Don’t talk on the phone while you’re in the shared bathroom. I don’t want your sister, mom, boyfriend, cousin to hear my toots. If you’re talking to a non-family you are gross. STOP!

4.       While I appreciate good dental hygiene. If you are going to brush your teeth do it quick and get out. Don’t spend 20 minutes at the sink flossing and cleaning. It grosses me out to think of the poop particles floating around landing on your toothbrush.

5.       For the love of Pete wrap your tampons and pads in paper. That stuff is gross, man!

6.       Remember this is not your bathroom at home you share this with other people. Keep it clean ladies!

Halloweener

This year Halloween at the Suzuki household was kind of lack luster. We decorated and our house looked cute but we only had 11 trick or treaters and some of those were in groups. I don’t know where the kids were this year. We heard them on the street behind ours. Were they too scared to come down our street? Do we smell? Are kids candy haters now? I don’t know. It’s a weird phenomenon and I don’t like it.

I remember when I was a kid going out until about 8:30 or 9 hitting all the houses I could. Where is that excitement? 

Maybe we should have taken this guy for a walk and enticed the kiddies with his cuteness. 

 

Mandu Monday

If you don't share your food he gets all up in your face.

Where is my fall?

Certain parts of the country are experience delicious fall weather. The apple cider, let’s carve a pumpkin and watch Charlie brown in our fuzzy socks kind of weather.

Here in the bay area, it’s hot. 86 degrees right now. I love where I live don’t get me wrong. But would it be too much to ask for a little chill in the air and a little nip on my nose?

I guess I’ll have to settle for looking at pictures of the lovely fall colors from other places. 

Mandu Mondays

Because how can you not love this guy.

Confessional-

I play my part.  I go along with the jokes.

I make references and pretend I know what you’re talking about.

I hide my ignorance.

But I can’t live this lie anymore. I must come clean.

I have never seen Sleepless in Seattle.

That’s right folks.

Please contain your dismay.

It came out in 1993. I was only 12.

I was much more interested in Disney movies.

But now, I see the error of my ways.

And I’m trying to change.

It’s on Netflix and I intended to watch as soon as I can.