There are some chicks in my office that apparently don’t
have any toilet manners. So here are a few simple easy to follow rules
1.
If you drop a deuce make sure all of it goes
down when you flush. I walked in yesterday and it looked like someone dropped
trou, did their business and left. No flush.
2.
If you pee on the seat wipe it up!
3.
Don’t talk on the phone while you’re in the
shared bathroom. I don’t want your sister, mom, boyfriend, cousin to hear my
toots. If you’re talking to a non-family you are gross. STOP!
4.
While I appreciate good dental hygiene. If you
are going to brush your teeth do it quick and get out. Don’t spend 20 minutes
at the sink flossing and cleaning. It grosses me out to think of the poop
particles floating around landing on your toothbrush.
5.
For the love of Pete wrap your tampons and pads
in paper. That stuff is gross, man!
6.
Remember this is not your bathroom at home you
share this with other people. Keep it clean ladies!