Sasquatch

Sasquatch was spotted in my bathroom. I was able to wrestle him into submission and shave him. Turns out it was just my reflection in the mirror. 

Thoughts that ran through my head during the ordeal: 

Who knew thigh hair could grow so long?

And

Breathe vagina Breathe. 

Sorry to my husband for the months of hairy...everything. I promise I will put my hippy clothes away and bring back the girl you used to know.