Nothing is sexier than a scent elf.

As I was brushing my teeth the other night I saw this on my counter. 

I knew the government was hiding something. I had no idea it was stench monsters. 

Feeling like a kid..

Cookies and milk during meetings. Makes me a happy girl. 

Conversations with Joe

After watching Alicia Keys on Jimmy Fallon. 

Joe: you know, I think the difference between Alicia Keys and I is that she can play the piano. 

Me: staring blankly. 

Me: laughing. 

Joe: no, really I feel like the way she writes her songs is something I would come up with while in the shower. She just strings words together. 

Me: more laughing.